lunaelumen:

people say “if you don’t lower your standards, you’re gonna end up spending your whole life alone!” like being a healthy, happy, financially independent single adult is actually worse than being stuck in an abusive and/or emotionally unfulfilling relationship with someone who isn’t willing/able to meet your needs. like no offense, but I think I’m gonna choose to be happy rather than throwing myself into a relationship just for the sake of being in a relationship. 

So much fucking amen to this post.

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MOST TO LEAST LIKELY TO GET EASILY STRESSED

blackmodel:

kimahri:

cloudyastrology:

Virgo

Cancer

Pisces

Capricorn

Scorpio

Taurus

Aries

Sagittarius

Aquarius

Gemini

Libra

Leo

Yeah cuz the signs at the bottom the ones stressing the top ones out

BYE

LMFAO true story

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pragmaticgryffindor:

*says something kind of mushy to someone i look up to*

*person doesnt respond within 2 minutes*

my Brain Goblin: REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET RE

LMFAO i hate that i can relate to this omg.

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juggernautofsin:

freedoritos:

theaztecthrasher:

sa-gal:

pinchblog:

Sex tip: If he’s pressuring you to do anal, buy a dildo the same size as his dick, and ask him to do it first. If he’s scared of the pain- case closed. There’s absolutely no reason that he should expect it to feel any differently for you. If he says that it would be emasculating, belittling or ‘gay’, then that man is a misogynistic homophobe, and you better run for the hills as fast as your legs can take you.

I’m screaming

Take it like a man

What if he says yes

then you start making memories

LOL so much this.

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roadhonk:

I first read this story on Reddit several months ago but in the time since then it has absolutely haunted me and I regularly remember it as I’m laying down to sleep and without fail even thinking about it will make me laugh hard enough that I wake my sleeping boyfriend and I have to explain “I thought about the what fart again” and apologize

I’m crying omg.

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emptyheadgamer:

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Well as long as we’re talking about the ancient internet, who remembers this.

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lmao this cat. i laughed way to hard at this.

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lyjerria:

if you see other women as competition, you really need to check yourself and figure out why you aren’t comfortable with who you are as an individual. because once you figure out what’s different and special about you and realize that you’re offering something uniquely special to the world, you don’t worry about what another woman can take away from you

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I’m over everything and everyone………………………

I like this MUDFAP sir. I like him a lot.

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chocolatechiprincess:

diekingdomcome:

She’s so precious, she was really trying to sneak up on him, this was too cute ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

Lol y'all just play with tigers like that?

Lmao the way she rolls over at the end all like ‘Oh you guys got me!!!’

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I hate that I can’t stop thinking about you.