people say “if you don’t lower your standards, you’re gonna end up spending your whole life alone!” like being a healthy, happy, financially independent single adult is actually worse than being stuck in an abusive and/or emotionally unfulfilling relationship with someone who isn’t willing/able to meet your needs. like no offense, but I think I’m gonna choose to be happy rather than throwing myself into a relationship just for the sake of being in a relationship.
So much fucking amen to this post.
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MOST TO LEAST LIKELY TO GET EASILY STRESSED
Virgo
Cancer
Pisces
Capricorn
Scorpio
Taurus
Aries
Sagittarius
Aquarius
Gemini
Libra
Leo
Yeah cuz the signs at the bottom the ones stressing the top ones out
BYE
LMFAO true story
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*says something kind of mushy to someone i look up to*
*person doesnt respond within 2 minutes*
my Brain Goblin: REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET RE
LMFAO i hate that i can relate to this omg.
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Sex tip: If he’s pressuring you to do anal, buy a dildo the same size as his dick, and ask him to do it first. If he’s scared of the pain- case closed. There’s absolutely no reason that he should expect it to feel any differently for you. If he says that it would be emasculating, belittling or ‘gay’, then that man is a misogynistic homophobe, and you better run for the hills as fast as your legs can take you.
I’m screaming
Take it like a man
What if he says yes
then you start making memories
LOL so much this.
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if you see other women as competition, you really need to check yourself and figure out why you aren’t comfortable with who you are as an individual. because once you figure out what’s different and special about you and realize that you’re offering something uniquely special to the world, you don’t worry about what another woman can take away from you
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